Riddler Goon

[The Penguin] Come on, you stupid jerk, give me my umbrella!

[Penguin Goon 1] AAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! Fine,you want your umbrella. Here. Have it.

[Penguin Goon 2] (smirking) You said I don't know what the heck I was doing?

[Penguin Goon 3] Buckle up,spankie! My fist goes out to your bloody face.

(toot)

[Penguin Goon 1] (laughing) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[Penguin Goon 2] (smirking at Penguin Goon 3) EWW! That stinks!

[Penguin Goon 3] (on voice of the megaphone) YOU STOP THAT GOOFINESS!

[Penguin Goon 4] Hey! What's going on here?

(toot)

[Penguin Goon 1] (smirking,then laughing) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[Penguin Goon 4] (snarling at Penguin Goon 1) WHY IS THAT FUNNY?

(double toot)

[Penguin Goon 1] (snarling at Penguin Goon 4) YOU STUPID! SHOW ME YOUR NAKED BODY!

[The Penguin] THAT IS ENOUGH! IS ANYONE GONNA BEHAVE YOURSELF AND FOCUS ON VILLAIN STUFF? I BOUGHT MY HENCHMEN WITH ME!

[Penguin Goon 1] (snarling) Oh,Father,that even bigger idiot just started it!

[Penguin Goon 3] (angry) YEAH! He is some idiot laughing and smirking about farts!

[Penguin Goon 1] You're the only idiot laughing and smirking about farts!

[Penguin Goon 1 and Penguin Goon 3 arguing at the same time]

[Penguin Goon 3] (snarling at Penguin Goon 1) YOU STARTED THAT (bleep) LIKE 10,000 TIMES!

[Penguin Goon 4] (angry) It's not fair! YOU STARTED THE SMIRKING LIKE A (bleep) IDIOT!

[Penguin Goon 3] (snarling) You're the one who smirked like an idiot! A (bleep) idiot!

[The Penguin] (shouting) Guys, first of all,watch your language! Second of all, I know you guys are laughing now.

But calm down!

Appearances
Lego Batman: The Video Game